CAPRICORN is the only virgo in the horoscope who does not get confused when she finds this unconscious gift in family shorts under the tree. “Who, if not me?” Capricorn would ask herself and immediately begin resuscitation procedures. “Who, if not us ?!” Hippolytus would have asked her, having found at home an extraneous hangover man with such a plan on his dear. And both would immediately put their clean hands, cold heads and warm hearts to the direction of Comrade Lukashin on the true path, which is supposed to follow, minting a step, to every honest (and sober!) Soviet person.
If Nadia Sheveleva were AQUARIUS, the film “The Irony of Fate” would take away the title of the most cult film of all time from Oldboy. Hippolytus is a typical abuser, home tyrant, jealous and paranoid, who in an ultimatum form requires from Nadia evidence of love and fidelity. Lukashin - the reference perverse daffodil, deftly pretending to be an infantile alcoholic. Both dream of getting Nadia, because she is so tasty, om-nom-nom. And not one of them suspects that he is opening his mouth to a seasoned wolfhound. Because Aquarius mastered the art of gaslighting, when both walked under the table on foot, and the situation, you know, already gives off with madness. So by the morning of the first of January, both Zhenya and Hippolytus would probably have gone crazy and it is possible that they would have committed collective hara-kiri.
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